Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (2003)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

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Quotes 

• Alan : This is not who I am.

  Charlie : Yeah, but who you are couldn't get laid under water with a tank full of oxygen.

• [Alan is in Charlie's usual bar, in a suit jacket, looking suave] 

  Leanne : So, Charlie. Who's your friend?

  Charlie : My brother, Alan.

  Leanne : Hi, Alan. I'm Leanne. It's nice to meet you.

  Alan : I've actually met you a bunch of times.

  Leanne : Oh, no. I'd remember you.

  Alan : I come in here with Charlie all the time. I always order a rum and diet coke.

  Leanne : Oh! Right. So, Alan, the usual?

  Alan : Uh, no. Today, let's try something different. Charlie, what are you having?

  Charlie : Tequila shooters with a beer back.

  Alan : Great! I will have a rum and diet coke.

  Leanne : You got it, hon.