Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana (2004)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
Quotes
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Alan Harper : [after ignoring their Mother's phone call] I, I - I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom.
Charlie Harper : There is, but we're both too pretty for jail.
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Charlie Harper : Daisy? Can I talk to you for a minute?
Daisy Ray : Daisy is no longer inhabiting this earthly vessel.
Charlie Harper : Excuse me?
Daisy Ray : I am Oxyquatzal, warrior priestess of the Aztec people.