Twin Peaks (TV Series)
The One-Armed Man (1990)
Kyle MacLachlan: Special Agent Dale Cooper
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Quotes
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[Cooper is talking to his boss on the phone]
FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole : I've got an OOJ and an AFO here from Albert concerning his mano a mano with the local Sheriff Truman. Albert wants this guy's badge, Coop.
Dale Cooper : Gordon, here's how it is. You know Albert. In my opinion, Sheriff Truman displayed the patience of a saint, *not* clocking him a day earlier than he did.
FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole : He wants it filed with the U.S. Attorney.
Dale Cooper : File it under "F", for "forget it".
FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole : Cooper.
Dale Cooper : And you tell Albert that if he wants to pursue this,
FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole : [trying to interrupt] Coop.
Dale Cooper : I'll fight him all the way up the chain to Washington!
FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole : Don't get excited and hang up, now.
Dale Cooper : I'll talk to you later, Gordon.
[Cooper hangs up]
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Dale Cooper : Laura Palmer's murder was vicious and calculated. There's no telling what we'll encounter, bringing a suspect to ground. After Andy's mishap at the motel, I wanna make absolutely certain each of us is comfortable and confident with our firearms.
Deputy Tommy 'Hawk' Hill : Nice piece.
Dale Cooper : Actually, it's standard issue. I made a few modifications. How long has Lucy been upset with Andy?
Sheriff Truman : Body language?
Dale Cooper : In this case, it was yelling through a megaphone.
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Deputy Andy Brennan : She won't speak to me and I don't know why. I don't know why she is doing what she is doing. I just can't figure her out.
Dale Cooper : There's no logic to work around here. Let that one go.
Dale Cooper : In the grand design women were drawn from a different set of blueprints
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Deputy Tommy 'Hawk' Hill : [Looking at Cooper's 10-ring target sheet] Only four hits?
Dale Cooper : Well I got four through the eyes and two through each nostril.