- Joe Britt: I don't know what I ever saw in her. She ain't got no understanding. She wouldn't know sympathy if it hopped up and bit her on the backside.
- [opening narration]
- Narrator: Portrait of a TV fan. Name: Joe Britt. Occupation: cab driver. Tonight, Mr. Britt is going to watch 'a really big show,' something special for the cabbie who's seen everything. Joe Britt doesn't know it, but his flag is down and his meter's running, and he's in high gear, on his way - to The Twilight Zone.
- [closing narration]
- Narrator: The next time your TV set is on the blink, when you're in the need of a first-rate repairman, may we suggest our own specialist? Factory-trained, prompt, honest, twenty-four hour service. You won't find him in the phone book, but his office is conveniently located - in the Twilight Zone.