- Jim Lahey: You're the dumbest cop on the force George. The dumbest.
- Officer George Green: [Whispering to SWAT guy] Take the shot.
- Ricky: Holy fuck boys I'm baked but I think I just saw Lahey wearing a dress in the middle of the fucking woods!
- [Dragging Corey and Trevor behind their weed-filled van in a totalled car]
- Bubbles: There we go. See how she has more power once you get her over the hill?
- [Starts looking in the mirrors worriedly, realizes that Corey and Trevor are gone]
- Bubbles: Um, boys, I don't mean to worry you but, we might have a slight problem here, let me just pull over for a moment.
- Ricky: What's wrong Bubbles?
- Bubbles: Chain broke.
- Ricky: Holy fuck those guys fuck up a lot.