Trailer Park Boys (TV Series)

Workin' Man (2004)

Robb Wells: Ricky

Quotes 

• Ricky : [to Trevor who is trapped in a burning car]  Let's go, smokes.

• Ricky : Holy fuck boys I'm baked but I think I just saw Lahey wearing a dress in the middle of the fucking woods!

• Bubbles : I fuckin' hate harvesting. I like planting the things, and waterin' em, lookin' after em, talking to them, I don't like fucking harvesting.

  Ricky : You like smoking them though don't you?

  Bubbles : I like smoking them.

• Ricky : [to police]  I'm not going to jail. You know who's going to jail? You guys are. Not me, you guys are.

  Ricky : [Cuts to Ricky in jail]  So apparently they have this new rule that says because I'm on probation I can't have any dope at all which is fucked.

• [Dragging Corey and Trevor behind their weed-filled van in a totalled car] 

  Bubbles : There we go. See how she has more power once you get her over the hill?

  [Starts looking in the mirrors worriedly, realizes that Corey and Trevor are gone] 

  Bubbles : Um, boys, I don't mean to worry you but, we might have a slight problem here, let me just pull over for a moment.

  Ricky : What's wrong Bubbles?

  Bubbles : Chain broke.

  Ricky : Holy fuck those guys fuck up a lot.

• Ricky : [Calling Corey and Trevor]  Papa Bear to Dick and Weed.

• Ricky : [after surviving an explosion]  I must be fire retarded or something.

• Ricky : Knock knock, Lahey.

  Jim Lahey : Who's there, Ricky?

  Ricky : A drunk trailer park supervisor with fucking guns and dynamite, drunk with a fucking dress on who's going fucking back to jail, for a long fucking time!