Trailer Park Boys (TV Series)
If I Can't Smoke and Swear. I'm Fucked (2003)
Robb Wells: Ricky
Quotes
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Ricky : I'd like to make a request under the Peoples Freedom of Choices and Voices Act that I be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom.
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Ricky : Let's go, smokes.
Prosecutor : But I've only got two left!
Ricky : I don't care, you've been a dick all morning, it's the least you can do for me.
Prosecutor : [Tossing smokes] Oh, for the love of God!
Judge : [Cops in the courtroom trying to smoke too] Just the defendant, please!
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Ricky : My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor to shut the fuck up, and wipe that stupid fucking grin off his face cause it's distraculating my case.
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Ricky : [about their illegal gas station] Unleaded, blue container. Supreme, red container. Diesel in the green. Okay, are we clear here, guys?
Cory : Yeah, but how can you tell which is the Supreme?
Ricky : What, are you stupid? You fuckin' taste it. Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.
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Ricky : [to judge] Look, I can't speak without swearing. And I've only got my grade 10. And I haven't had a cigarette since I've been arrested. And I'm ready to fuckin' snap.