David Letterman: Self

Quotes 

• David Letterman : If you're visiting from out of town, and you're lookin' for an inexpensive way to entertain the family, take 'em out to any gas station on Pacific Coast Highway and, uh, watch the kid try and change a twenty.

• David Letterman : On behalf of myself and hundreds of thousands of other commuters, ladies and gentlemen: You either have the exact change, or you don't have the exact change. Do not get into the exact change lane on a hunch.