Titus (TV Series)
Dave Moves Out (2000)
Zack Ward: Dave Scouvel
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Quotes
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Ken Titus : All right! All right! You can move back in. But it's going to cost you a hundred bucks a month.
Dave Titus : Fine! Fine! But I want my room painted!
Ken Titus : Agreed. You buy the paint and you paint it.
Dave Titus : You watch me!
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Officer Charlie Regan : Excuse me, Mr. Titus. Are you sure this is your VCR?
Ken Titus : Damn straight!
Officer Charlie Regan : We found half an ounce of marijuana in it.
Dave Titus : Yeah, that's his piece of crap VCR. But the pot is mine!
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Christopher Titus : Dave, please listen to your inside voice right now.
Dave Titus : What's it saying?
Christopher Titus : Shut the hell up and get your stuff!
Dave Titus : Well, my inside voice is rude!
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[Dave has revealed that Titus told him not to tell Ken about moving out]
Christopher Titus : I said "Don't tell dad," but I also said
[to Dave, through gritted teeth]
Christopher Titus : "don't tell dad I told you not to tell dad"!
Dave Titus : Oh, yeah.
[Titus slaps the glass window and bonks Dave on the nose]