Titus (TV Series)

Dad's Dead (2000)

Stacy Keach: Ken Titus

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Quotes 

• Christopher Titus : My mom is crazy. I don't mean "My mom is craaazy!" I mean "We the jury find the defendant..." She was diagnosed a manic-depressive, schizophrenic and admitted to a mental care facility. Or, as Dad so eloquently put it...

  Ken Titus : Son, your mom is shacked up in the whacko basket. Cookie?

• [in flashback] 

  Ken Titus : I met a foxy new lady today. I think you're going to like her. You ready for a new mommy?

  [five-year old Christopher hugs his teddy bear closer] 

  Ken Titus : Wussy.

  [Ken cracks open his beer and sips it]