- Bugs Bunny: [in the cartoon, Knighty Knight Bugs] Farewell to thee!
- Sappy Stanley: And Farewell to thee, you scene-stealing rabbit!
- Sappy Stanley: American cinema is nothing more than brain pudding for the common rabble. You and your precious rabbit deserve each other!
- Sappy Stanley: Are you trying to tell me how to do the coconut gag? Let me tell you something, mister, I was doing the coconut gag before you were born! I invented the coconut gag, you got that? I taught this country how to laugh!
- Bugs Bunny: [tied up and being forced to watch marathons of Stanley cartoons as Buster and Babs come to rescue him] I'm only three and a half years old.
- Sappy Stanley: This award is mine by right of good taste! "Knighty Knight Bugs" is a stupid cartoon! That rabbit is history!
- Daffy Duck: [after a failed attempt to bust Daffy out of jail gets a ninja-costumed Plucky and Hamton thrown into a cell with him] Nice try, nin-jerks!
- Plucky Duck: [whispers to Hamton] Next semester, I'm getting Foghorn for my mentor.