Three's Company (TV Series)

Stanley Casanova (1977)

Alba Francesca: Joan

Quotes 

• Stanley Roper : Uh, listen, Joan, there was something I wanna tell you that I didn't tell you before... but, uh... don't take it hard, huh, kid?

  Joan : You mean you lied about your half-inch pipe?

  Stanley Roper : Well... well... I wouldn't lie about that.

  Joan : I'm relieved.