That '70s Show (TV Series)

Water Tower (1999)

Debra Jo Rupp: Kitty Forman

Quotes 

• Laurie Forman : Oh, for God's sake! Eric saw you guys doing it!

  Kitty Forman : Oh, honey. Were your father and I having intercourse?

  Eric : [shocked]  Mom!

  Kitty Forman : Oh. Well, no wonder you have been acting so strange. Red, say something to the boy.

  Red Forman : Oh! Ummm... It's more fun than it looks.

• Red Forman : [to Eric]  Are you on dope? Are you?

  Kitty Forman : Because, because we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization...

  Red Forman : My foot kicking your ass.

• Kitty Forman : Well, so far he's nine out of ten. Oh, Red, our Johnny *is* high!

  Red Forman : Kitty, Eric's not on drugs, he's just... weird!

• Red Forman : Yeah, it was funny!

  Kitty Forman : Well, I don't know how *funny* it was. Imagine if it were you walking in on *your* parents!

  [Red looks at Kitty, highly perturbed] 

  Kitty Forman : And your mother was a dancer. *That* would have been quite something!