That '70s Show (TV Series)

Water Tower (1999)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

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Quotes 

• Steven Hyde : Okay. All right. Do you remember that time when I was climbing your fence, and I hit my forehead on that tree branch, and I fell into your yard, and your dog Yogi came out of the house and bit me twice on the ass?

  Michael Kelso : [laughing]  Yeah, you bled and you cried.

  Steven Hyde : I bled. I didn't cry.

  Michael Kelso : Yeah, you did. You bled *and* you cried.

  Steven Hyde : And you laughed, man. A lot. While I was bleeding. You see my point?

  Michael Kelso : Yeah. It's funny when friends get hurt.

  Steven Hyde : Close enough.

• Eric : [to the gang after he accidentally walks in on his parents having sex]  Okay, let's go. Everybody hop in the car and let's go *now*.

  Michael Kelso : Where's your mom?

  Eric : [Grabs Kelso's shirt and yanks Kelso towards him]  SHUT UP! DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER!