That '70s Show (TV Series)

Uncomfortable Ball Stuff (2001)

Debra Jo Rupp: Kitty Forman

Quotes 

• Kitty Forman : [sympathetic]  Oh, your dad's havin' a hard time without your mom, isn't he?

  Reginald "Red" Forman : [looks sideways from his paper]  Midge was the brains of that outfit?

  [cackles] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, Donna.

  Eric Forman : [opens the door to the kitchen, enters]  Sorry about what?

  Reginald "Red" Forman : You, uh, get Donna bread and cheese.

  Eric Forman : [confused]  Okay.

  Donna Pinciotti : [strokes the dress Kitty is ironing]  Oh, this is a really nice dress.

  Kitty Forman : I know! Isn't it fancy?

  [laughs] 

  Kitty Forman : It's for the Pricemart Ball tomorrow night.

  Eric Forman : Oh, right. The Pricemart Ball.

  Kitty Forman : [to Eric]  So, who are you takin'? Who's the lucky lady?

  Eric Forman : Well, I decided not to go. Personal choice.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : [not looking up from paper]  You don't have a date, do ya?

  Eric Forman : Okay. You know what? It's not about "can I get a date". It's about this great book that I'm, like, halfway through. Plus, you know, I could get a date.

  [Red laughs] 

  Eric Forman : I got numbers, buddy!

  Kitty Forman : Sure you do, Honey! You're Number One with me!

  [laughs hysterically] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : [looking up from paper]  You're goin' tomorrow night. And you'd better not go stag, Eric. There's nothing worse than an 80-pound boy dancing with his mommy all night.

  [Eric slightly rolls his eyes] 

  Donna Pinciotti : You know what?

  [clears throat and takes Eric's arm to turn him toward her] 

  Donna Pinciotti : I'll go. I told you I would, like, months ago.

  Eric Forman : But, that was before the... ugliness.

  Donna Pinciotti : [ever-so-slightly dramatic]  Eric, I'm over it.

  [voice of realization] 

  Donna Pinciotti : Hey, I'm over it! Oh! I'm... I'm over it!

  [Eric's eyes dart to and fro] 

  Donna Pinciotti : Plus, I mean, last year, they had all-you-can-eat shrimp.

  Eric Forman : Well, I mean...

  [snorts] 

  Eric Forman : You know, I'm over it. Hey! I'm over it! Yeah, I'm over it. I was just worried that you might think it was weird, us going out on a date. So, I mean, you know, the... the concern lay with you.

  Donna Pinciotti : [amused]  Eric, it's not a date!

  Eric Forman : It's not. I know. I know it's not a date. It's not a date. It's a... shrimp fest. It's a festival of shrimp, if you will.

  Donna Pinciotti : [nods, laughing]  Exactly!

  Eric Forman : Oh.

  Donna Pinciotti : [still amused]  I'll see you tomorrow night.

  Eric Forman : Okay.

  [Donna leaves the kitchen] 

  Kitty Forman : See, now, look. My little prince is going to the ball.

• Kitty Forman : Oh, do they have peach schnapps? Peach is my favorite schnapps!