That '70s Show (TV Series)

The Trials of M. Kelso (2001)

Mila Kunis: Jackie Burkhart

Quotes 

• Michael Kelso : [gazing into Jackie's eyes]  You're so pretty, you don't even need to know math!

  Jackie Burkhart : That's so funny! I was just thinking the same thing!

• Jackie Burkhart : [explaining to Donna why she's besotted with Kelso again]  And when we look into each other's eyes, I know we're both thinking about the same thing!

  Donna Pinciotti : Your hair?

• Jackie Burkhart : Michael, I have some bad news. I just found out I have "BHD".

  Michael Kelso : "BHD"?

  Jackie Burkhart : Yeah, "Brutal Hair Disease". I have to go to the hospital tomorrow and get all my hair shaved off.

  Michael Kelso : So, you'll be...

  Jackie Burkhart : Bald, Michael. B-A-L-D. No hair, shiny head, *bald*. And my hair... won't *ever* grow back, either. Will you still love me when I'm bald?

  Michael Kelso : You can wear a wig?

  Jackie Burkhart : So, Michael. Are you saying you would *not* love me if I didn't have a luscious, full-bodied head of hair?

  Michael Kelso : [sees Donna laughing at him and realizes he's being tested]  *Oh*! No, Jackie, no! I would love you even *more*! I would shave off my hair and paste it to your head!

  Jackie Burkhart : Michael, that's beautiful!

  [leaves] 

  Michael Kelso : [to Donna]  That was a test, right? 'Cause bald chicks are gross.