That '70s Show (TV Series)

The Third Wheel (2001)

Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde

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Quotes 

• [Hyde and Eric walk into the bowling alley. Jill is sitting in a chair] 

  Steven Hyde : Jill, what are you doing here?

  Eric Forman : All right. I confess. 'Twas me. I asked Jill to meet us here. Jill, Hyde's my friend. That's no reason to break up with him.

  Jill : What? He broke up with me. He said he had to spend time with you because of some brain inflammation that makes you act like a dillhole.

  [Hyde looks uncomfortable] 

  Eric Forman : But... I don't have a brain thing.

  Steven Hyde : He forgets he has it. It's part of the disease.

• [Eric learns that Hyde's new girlfriend is history] 

  Steven Hyde : She dumped me. She said she didn't like you. I told her, "Too bad, we're friends", and that was it.

  Eric Forman : Oh, man. I feel terrible. Is there anything I can do?

  Steven Hyde : I don't know, man. I kinda really liked her.

  Eric Forman : Hey, how does ten bucks sound?

  Steven Hyde : Forman, ten lousy bucks can't replace Jill.

  Eric Forman : Yeah. How 'bout twenty?

  Steven Hyde : Jill who?