- Red Forman: Hey, where are you going with my food?
- Kitty Forman: To Bob and Donna. When your wife or mother leaves you, you need a good breakfast!
- Red Forman: Well, I need a good breakfast.
- Kitty Forman: I didn't leave you. Eat a pop-tart!
- Kitty Forman: [pounding on countertop] Listen to me! Midge has left Bob!
- Eric Forman: Are you sure?
- [giggles]
- Eric Forman: Maybe she's just lost in the backyard.
- Kitty Forman: [talking to a goldfish in a distorted voice] Um... People really depended on me, which I kind of miss, although I don't really miss the bedpans.
- [laughs]