That '70s Show (TV Series)

The Pill (1999)

Laura Prepon: Donna Pinciotti

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Quotes 

• Donna Pinciotti : You have to tell Kelso. If you don't, I will.

  Jackie Burkhardt : Thank you, Donna! Thank you! Oh, thank you!

  [she runs to the bathroom door] 

  Donna Pinciotti : Jackie, I don't want to tell him!

  [a crash is heard. Donna and Jackie leave the bathroom and see Kelso passed out on the floor while Fez is slapping his face] 

  Jackie Burkhardt : I think he knows.

• Eric : What happened? Did Kelso forget your birthday or something?

  Jackie Burkhardt : I'm pregnant.

  Donna Pinciotti : [Cut to Eric and Donna playing basketball]  Eric, you're like a million miles away. What's going on?

  Eric : Okay, Donna. I have to tell you something, but you have to promise you're not going to tell anybody else.

  Donna Pinciotti : Dirt! I swear. Now tell me.

  Eric : Not here.

  [they get in the car] 

  Eric : [seen from outside the car, unable to be heard]  Jackie's pregnant.

  [Donna makes a shocked face] 

• Donna Pinciotti : Jackie, I went on the pill.

  Jackie Burkhardt : Oh, my God. You are gonna be so popular!