That '70s Show (TV Series)

The Good Son (1999)

Tanya Roberts: Midge Pinciotti

Quotes 

• Midge Pinciotti : [Eric and Donna are making out on the couch but they both stop when they hear her parents arguing outside of the room]  Here's a crazy idea: why don't *you* do the dishes, Bob?

  Bob Pinciotti : Why don't *I* do the dishes? I work all day!

  Midge Pinciotti : Well... I meditate all day!

  Bob Pinciotti : Why don't you meditate over the sink while you wash the dishes?

  Midge Pinciotti : [Both Bob and Midge come bursting into the room]  Donna, will you tell your father he's a jackass?

  Bob Pinciotti : Donna, your mother was fine until she met those feminists and started thinking!

  Midge Pinciotti : Well, excuse me, Bob, but I'm not happy!

  [Leaves the room] 

  Bob Pinciotti : Really? Well, I'm ecstatic!

  [Turns around to Eric] 

  Bob Pinciotti : You better watch out, Eric, because it's all fun when you're making out on the couch, but then they get bigger and... bitchier!

  [Turns around to Donna] 

  Bob Pinciotti : Hey, no offense, honey.

  [Leaves the room] 

  Eric Forman : You're not gonna get bitchy, are you?

  Donna Pinciotti : Shut up!

  Eric Forman : Oh, no.