That '70s Show (TV Series)

Sunday, Bloody Sunday (1998)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

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Quotes 

• [to Jackie and Kelso] 

  Donna Pinciotti : Finally. Where have you guys been?

  Michael Kelso : We had to look for the paper, and eat, and then some stuff happened. You know.

  Eric Forman : Your shirt's on inside out.

  Michael Kelso : Yeah, that's the stuff.

• Pastor : Please stand for a moment of silent meditation.

  [we then hear each family member's silent prayer] 

  Kitty Forman : [she has just quit smoking]  Dear God, thank you so much for helping me quit such a filthy, disgusting... soothing, delicious habit. Oh, God, I can't do this. No, no, I'm fine. Amen.

  Bernice Forman : Dear God, what's with all the Polacks?

  Eric Forman : Dear God, I don't mean to bother you on your day off, but I promised to help out with Grandma, and I have a term paper due tomorrow, so if you could either get her to leave early today or burn down the school tomorrow. I mean, either-or. God's choice. It'd really help me out, man... God... Lord... uh, Amen.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Dear Lord, would it kill ya to give the Packers a winning season? Amen. Oh, and, uh, watch over my loving family, blah, blah, blah.

• Donna Pinciotti : What's the assignment?

  Eric Forman : All right: "In 1,000 words, describe the three branches of the United States government and their functions". I'll never make it.

  Steven Hyde : [Jackie says she has a paper on the subject she did last year, so she leaves to get it]  Hey, what do I need Jackie for, man? I know more about this stuff than she does. The three true branches of the government are military, corporate and Hollywood.