- Crazy Fan: [to Eric] Looks like the Bears have pretty much lost, so why don't *you* just get lost?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Look, you've made your point. Yes, he's wearing a Bears jersey, but he's my son.
- Crazy Fan: Son, or daughter?
- Eric Forman: You can say what you want about me but it's not going to affect me.
- Crazy Fan: [to Red] Stay out of this, baldy!
- Eric Forman: Hey, watch what you say about my Dad!
- Crazy Fan: Oh, yeah? Who's going to make me?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: I am.
- Eric Forman: No, *I* am!
- [Eric knees the fan, throws him to the ground, pounds him and throws an elbow drop]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Eric's in a fight! No one's here! No one's going to believe me! Why didn't I bring my camera?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: [to Eric] Why the hell are you wearing a Bears shirt? How could you do this to me?
- Donna Pinciotti: Maybe he doesn't understand why it's wrong. Let me say it to him in a way he'll understand.
- [to Eric]
- Donna Pinciotti: The Packers are like the Jedi. You're wearing a 'Go Darth Vader' shirt.
- Eric Forman: Donna, that's ridiculous! The Jedi don't play football!
- [condescendingly]
- Eric Forman: They play Manuku.
- Steven Hyde: Well, I'm fine, so I'm going!
- Jackie Burkhart: Well, I'm fine, too! In fact, I'm superfine!
- Michael Kelso: No, no, wait! *I'm* superfine! I have a t-shirt that says so!
- Donna Pinciotti: You also have a t-shirt that says, "I'm With Stupid", and the arrow is pointing straight up.
- Michael Kelso: Yeah, I hate that shirt. It doesn't even make sense!
- [scoffingly]
- Michael Kelso: Who's *above* me?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: The Packers beat the Bears and the boy defended the family. This day has been perfect!
- [doorbell rings and he answers it]
- Bob Pinciotti: [looking aghast] I touched your wife's butt!
- [turns and hurries away]
- Kitty Forman: [shrugs and raises her hands] I made $10...
- Eric Forman: Dad, can you give me a ride somewhere this Sunday afternoon?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Eric, this is football season! I know that doesn't mean anything to you, because there are no men in capes flying around, but I can't drive you anywhere on Sunday until Spring - and then your mother can do it.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Let's go tell your mom about your day! Hey, where'd you learn those fight moves, by the way?
- Eric Forman: Spiderman.
- [Walks away]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: [to himself, in dismay] I HAD to ask!
- Bob Pinciotti: The Packers have to win by more than 7 points - I've got a hunsky riding on it.
- Kitty Forman: We call them "Hungarians" now, Bob.