That '70s Show (TV Series)

Street Fighting Man (2005)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

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Quotes 

• Crazy Fan : [to Eric]  Looks like the Bears have pretty much lost, so why don't *you* just get lost?

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Look, you've made your point. Yes, he's wearing a Bears jersey, but he's my son.

  Crazy Fan : Son, or daughter?

  Eric Forman : You can say what you want about me but it's not going to affect me.

  Crazy Fan : [to Red]  Stay out of this, baldy!

  Eric Forman : Hey, watch what you say about my Dad!

  Crazy Fan : Oh, yeah? Who's going to make me?

  Reginald "Red" Forman : I am.

  Eric Forman : No, *I* am!

  [Eric knees the fan, throws him to the ground, pounds him and throws an elbow drop] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Eric's in a fight! No one's here! No one's going to believe me! Why didn't I bring my camera?

• Reginald "Red" Forman : [to Eric]  Why the hell are you wearing a Bears shirt? How could you do this to me?

  Donna Pinciotti : Maybe he doesn't understand why it's wrong. Let me say it to him in a way he'll understand.

  [to Eric] 

  Donna Pinciotti : The Packers are like the Jedi. You're wearing a 'Go Darth Vader' shirt.

  Eric Forman : Donna, that's ridiculous! The Jedi don't play football!

  [condescendingly] 

  Eric Forman : They play Manuku.

• Eric Forman : Dad, can you give me a ride somewhere this Sunday afternoon?

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Eric, this is football season! I know that doesn't mean anything to you, because there are no men in capes flying around, but I can't drive you anywhere on Sunday until Spring - and then your mother can do it.

• Reginald "Red" Forman : Let's go tell your mom about your day! Hey, where'd you learn those fight moves, by the way?

  Eric Forman : Spiderman.

  [Walks away] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : [to himself, in dismay]  I HAD to ask!