That '70s Show (TV Series)

Romantic Weekend (2001)

Wilmer Valderrama: Fez

Quotes 

• [Kelso tells the guys how he was making out with Pam Macy in the school orchestra room] 

  Michael Kelso : You know the really, really bad thing that can happen to guys when they're with girls?

  Fez : Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in to buff the floor?

  Michael Kelso : No.

  [pauses] 

  Michael Kelso : Okay, let me put it this way: the buffer wouldn't buff.

  Fez : Poor Mr. Cooper.

  Steven Hyde : No, Fez. I think what he's trying to say is the rabbit wouldn't come out of the hat.

  Eric Forman : The weasel wouldn't pop.

  Steven Hyde : The alphabet soup never spelled "go".

  Eric Forman : There were a lot of Amish people, but they couldn't raise the barn.

  Steven Hyde : Nice one, Forman!

  Eric Forman : It just came to me.

• Donna Pinciotti : We're spending the weekend at a hotel.

  Steven Hyde : What, car sex isn't good enough anymore?

  Fez : I would love car sex...

  [pauses] 

  Fez : Or, just sex...

  [pauses] 

  Fez : Or, just a car.