- Reginald "Red" Forman: [to Hyde, after yelling at him for taking the blame for Jackie's dope] If you ever do anything like that again, I'll kick your ass until your nose starts to bleed.
- Kitty Forman: [to Hyde] And we love you.
- [confronting the boys]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: I wish I had 2,000 feet so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!
- [Red catches the boys in the basement]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: UPSTAIRS! NOW!
- Eric Forman: Oh, man. I'm in trouble.
- [snickers]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Did someone shove a vacuum cleaner up your nose and suck out your last lonely brain cell?
- Kitty Forman: What is going on in your head?
- Midge Pinciotti: You mean that stuff was right here, in our own neighborhood? And to think of all the times we had to drive across town-
- [Bob hurriedly cuts her off]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: You know whose fault this is? It's mine.
- Eric Forman: Oh, okay.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: I've been too lenient! So, that's it! No more easy-going, devil-may-care, Mr. Best Friend Dad!