- Kitty Forman: [to Eric] No. This is a very difficult day for your father and he needs to be with his family.
- Steven Hyde: I'll be in the basement.
- [Gets up to leave]
- Kitty Forman: No, you sit!
- Steven Hyde: [Sits back down] Oh, sure! When things get ugly, suddenly I'm family!
- Laurie Forman: Not to me, you freak.
- Steven Hyde: You are *so* going to end up in porno!
- Kitty Forman: Good news, Red! I just took Cosmo's "How To Please Your Man In Bed" quiz, and I got nine out of ten!
- [laughs]
- Kitty Forman: But, I didn't get number three, because I'm a nurse and number three is icky!
- Eric Forman: Right to the bar. Not a good sign!
- Red Forman: What are you all looking at? Don't you think Pricemart's new supervisor deserves a drink?
- Eric Forman: Congratulations, Dad!
- Red Forman: Thanks, Eric! Oh, by the way, you're fired!