That '70s Show (TV Series)

Red's Birthday (1999)

Tanya Roberts: Midge Pinciotti

Quotes 

• [to Bob and Midge] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : So, you two are going to save your marriage by dating strangers. Great.

  Midge Pinciotti : When you say it like that, Red, it sounds stupid.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Okay, Midge, say it so it *doesn't* sound stupid.

• Midge Pinciotti : [Striding angrily to the refrigerator and writing on the dryboard]  Bob is an ASS!

  Donna Pinciotti : Mom, I have company!

  Midge Pinciotti : Oh, sorry, Steven, I didn't see you. Isn't Bob an ASS?