That '70s Show (TV Series)
Ramble On (2002)
Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman
Quotes
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Kitty Forman : [the TV remote won't work] Click, damn it, click!
Reginald "Red" Forman : Kitty, I think your "lady problem" is acting up again.
Kitty Forman : No, just the clicker, is all! It's supposed to click! It's a clicker, that's what it does!
Reginald "Red" Forman : I think it's time for a nap.
Eric Forman : [Eric enters the living room] Guys! Really important! Donna's coming over and I lost the ring she gave me!
Reginald "Red" Forman : Eric, your mother is having a nervous breakdown.
Kitty Forman : The only thing having a breakdown is the clicker! Why won't it click? Nothing loves me!
Donna Pinciotti : [entering the living room] Okay, Eric, Jackie told me you hate the ring!
Eric Forman : Uh-oh...
Donna Pinciotti : I happen to think its beautiful! That's what a man-ring looks like!
Eric Forman : Maybe I'm just not a man-ring kind of guy. I mean, I like man-pants and man-shirts.
Donna Pinciotti : Why didn't you just tell me you hated it when I gave it to you? Just give it back to me.
Eric Forman : I absolutely will. Just as soon as I find it.
Donna Pinciotti : What? How could you lose it? I told you it was a symbol of our loving freaking relationship!
Eric Forman : And my losing it symbolizes how much I love and respect you?
[Donna storms out of the room]
Reginald "Red" Forman : Eric! Quick! Get me compound presses and a Bloody Mary! Your mother is talking about adopting a communist orphan! I need help! *Move*, damn it!
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Donna Pinciotti : This entire room is an example of bad taste!
[Kitty and Red walk into the living room]
Kitty Forman : Excuse me?
Donna Pinciotti : Mrs. Forman?
Kitty Forman : I have spent years picking out every item in this room, surrounding myself with the things I love and the people I thought loved me!
Reginald "Red" Forman : Kitty, let's take a nap.
Kitty Forman : [to Red] And have you fixed the damn clicker yet? What good is a clicker if it won't click?
[Kitty throws the remote onto the coffee table, causing it to bounce onto the floor, where she stomps on it]
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[Kitty is crying because she won't be able to have any more kids]
Reginald "Red" Forman : Oh, Kitty, it's okay. You've still got Eric. He's sort of a baby. I'll make him cry if you want.
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[Kelso's superhero fantasy]
Michael Kelso : [as Batman] Okay, Super Pals, I'm gonna need a status report.
Steven Hyde : [as a Wonder Twin, stops making out with Wonder Twin Jackie] My sensors indicate peace and quiet throughout the universe.
Fez : [as Aquaman] The oceans are secure, but I can't check for another 45 minutes because I just ate.
Eric Forman : [as Superman, entering with Donna as Wonder Woman] Hey, guys!
Michael Kelso : Oh, no! You've been brainwashed and forced to wear this hideous ring!
Donna Pinciotti : Actually, its a gift.
Steven Hyde : Worst form of gift ever!
[holds his fist out to the side]
Jackie Burkhart : [as the other Wonder Twin] Shape up!
[to Wonder Twin Hyde]
Jackie Burkhart : I hope he kept the receipt.
Eric Forman : Alien zombies are attacking the Earth! Let's swing into action, gang!
Michael Kelso : Hold it, we're still on this ring.
Steven Hyde : Are you sure it's not an alien artifact?
Donna Pinciotti : I got it at the mall!
Reginald "Red" Forman : [Red appears on the video monitor] Greetings, dumbasses!
Eric Forman : Uh-oh! It's Dr. Bald!
Reginald "Red" Forman : My army of alien zombies is invading! Good Lord, that is an *ugly* ring! Alien zombies, get a load of that ring!
Eric Forman : That's it! This thing's coming off!
Steven Hyde : Careful, man! You drop something that big and heavy, it'll throw off the Earth's rotation! We'll all go crashing into the sun!
Michael Kelso : Yeah! Way to use science in a burn!