That '70s Show (TV Series)

That '70s Pilot (1998)

Wilmer Valderrama: Fez

Quotes 

• [to Hyde] 

  Fez : I might not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?

• Steven Hyde : [the first circle]  Is Red still thinking of giving you the car, man?

  Michael Kelso : Even if we do get it, we're gonna need serious gas money because the Cruiser's a boat.

  Eric Forman : I know the Cruiser's a boat. This whole gas shortage bites!

  Fez : Who's getting a boat?

  Steven Hyde : There's no such thing as a gas shortage, man! Its all fake! The oil companies control everything! Like, I heard about this guy who invented a car that runs on water, man! It's got a fiberglass, air-cooled engine and it runs on water!

  Fez : So, it is a boat?

  Steven Hyde : No! It's a car, only you put water in the tank instead of gas!

  Michael Kelso : [laughing]  I haven't heard of this car. Hey, Jackie's good for gas money!

  Eric Forman : You are such a whore!

  Fez : When does the boat get here, whore?