That '70s Show (TV Series)

Laurie and the Professor (1999)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

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• Jackie Burkhardt : No offense, Eric, but your sister is as slutty as they come.

  Michael Kelso : Eric, would you let her talk about your sister like that?

  Eric : Sure.

• Laurie Forman : So, look at us. This is just like a Norman Rockwell painting. Mom is serving breakfast, Daddy is reading the newspaper and brother Eric is trying to hide a big, purple, nasty hickey.

  Eric : [nervously covering his neck]  What hickey? I don't have a hickey!

  Laurie Forman : Y'know, Eric, hickeys lead to dirty things.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : For God's sake, don't let Donna suck your neck. She's a nice girl.

  Eric : I don't have a hickey. I was using a curling iron.

  Kitty Forman : [investigating Eric's neck, then rubbing it with her finger]  Oh, well, will you just look at that.

  Eric : [mortified]  No, Mom!

  Kitty Forman : Red, remember that time...

  Reginald "Red" Forman : No. And neither do you.

• Reginald "Red" Forman : Well, I just wish that more teachers cared about their students like you do. I think it all started going downhill when you couldn't paddle the kids anymore.

  Eric : [Eric laughs]  Pansy-ass Supreme Court.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Shut up.