- [about Kitty's menopause]
- Red Forman: Jesus Christ. What can I do about it? She's insane.
- Bob Pinciotti: You know, you should get her a banjo.
- Red Forman: What?
- Bob Pinciotti: You can't hold a banjo and not smile!
- Red Forman: Bob, you can't hold a potato chip and not smile.
- Bob Pinciotti: [smiles]
- Bob Pinciotti: Red, you don't seem like the kind of guy who would get a dog... you know, 'cause you're unfriendly.