- [Eric thinks about him and Donna when they're middle aged and have totally had it with each other]
- Donna Pinciotti: Who ate the last donut?
- Eric Forman: [looks around] Um, I did.
- Donna Pinciotti: Son of a bitch!
- Eric Forman: Well, you ate the first eleven!
- Donna Pinciotti: Oh, shut up!
- Eric Forman: No, I won't! I weigh 80 pounds! Look at you! You know why I'm bald? My body is eating its own hair!
- [Fez has broken up with Caroline]
- Caroline: I'll be watching you. And you won't know it, except I just told you, so you *do* know it.
- [Fez breaks up with Caroline and doesn't dare to say it's because she's crazy]
- Fez: Umm... because... Donna and I are in love!
- Caroline: *What*?
- Donna Pinciotti: Oh, my God!
- Jackie Burkhart: Eeewwww!
- Kitty Forman: Oh wonderful, I started out in God's magic circle and ended up in Satan's evil square. I can't believe any of you would walk into church without bursting into flames.
- Pastor Dave: Hey, did you kids buy a raffle ticket? Third prize is a rock 'n roll album: "John Denver's Greatest Hits". It really fills up your senses!