That '70s Show (TV Series)

Hey Hey What Can I Do (2003)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

Quotes 

• Eric Forman : [Kelso is rhapsodizing about becoming a police officer]  Kelso, you *do* realize you'll have to help ugly people, too?

  Michael Kelso : Uh-uh, I'll leave that to the fat cops!