That '70s Show (TV Series)
Heartbreaker (2002)
Topher Grace: Eric Forman
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Quotes
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Michael Kelso : [laughs] Why is Hyde kissing Jackie?
[He looks back at Donna, who's running her hand through her hair]
Michael Kelso : What the hell? He's dead!
[He slams the beer can on the kitchen counter and starts pulling on the sliding door, unable to open it]
Donna Pinciotti : Kelso...
Michael Kelso : They're getting away! What is wrong with this thing?
Eric Forman : It's against my better judgment, but...
[flips the latch]
Michael Kelso : Thank you. Now, Hyde's really dead!
Michael Kelso : [Kelso walks into the screen door] Well, that's invisible!
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Eric Forman : Mom, I'm really sorry. I know how much you wanted a baby. I'm not sure what to say, mainly because I don't really know what menopause is. Are you going to lose your hair?
Reginald "Red" Forman : Shut up, she's not losing anything. From time to time, a woman's body... Kitty, explain it to the boy.
Bea Sigurdson : I'm just going to get some orange juice.
Eric Forman : Mom, maybe you should talk to Grandma about this.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Yeah, we're just a couple of ignoramuses!
Kitty Forman : Go!
Eric Forman : [as they're leaving] Is it... Is it a "lady parts" thing?
Reginald "Red" Forman : We'll look it up in the World Book.
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Eric Forman : Okay, Donna, we need to stabilize him. We're gonna need pudding, and lots of it.
Michael Kelso : [getting up] Who chooses a chick over a friend?
Eric Forman : What? Come on, Kelso, remember when you made me walk home in a blizzard because you wanted ten extra minutes with Pam Macy?
Michael Kelso : I didn't steal Pam Macy from you, and you could've played in the snow until we were done.
Donna Pinciotti : Jackie wanted to get married and you bailed. Now, she *doesn't* want to marry you. That solves your problem, albeit with a disturbing twist ending.
Michael Kelso : I'm kicking Hyde's ass!
Eric Forman : Kelso, you couldn't open my kitchen door.
