That '70s Show (TV Series)

Going to California (2002)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

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Quotes 

• [about Annette] 

  Michael Kelso : I love her.

  Eric Forman : No, you don't!

  Michael Kelso : Well, I love *parts* of her!

• [about Annette] 

  Michael Kelso : Look, this girl is beautiful, and she believes in me. And, if I can get her to put out, she will be 3 out of 3. But, right now, she's only 2 out of 3, and I'm sorry, but 50% just ain't gonna cut it!

• Michael Kelso : So, Annette, I'm just saying that I'm leaving in a couple of hours. So, I guess the question is: what, oh what, can two virgins do to kill an afternoon?

  Annette : [thinks]  Well, there *is* something... but it's kind of wet and dirty.

  [Kelso thinks Annette means having sex] 

  Michael Kelso : [excited]  SOLD!

  [shortly thereafter, Kelso and Annette are on the beach, building a sandcastle. Kelso is disappointed] 

  Annette : Having fun?

  Michael Kelso : No. These are our last hours together, and... you're not nude!

  Annette : [dissapointed]  So, all you care about is sex? I thought that there was more to you than that.

  Michael Kelso : But, there *isn't*!

  Annette : But, there *is*. I believe in you.

  Michael Kelso : Stop saying that!

  Annette : [smiles]  But, I do.

  Michael Kelso : Damn! OK, start digging a moat...

  [they continue building the sand-castle] 

• [Kelso is frustrated because all he got from beautiful Annette was a good night kiss on the cheek, but no sex] 

  Michael Kelso : [complaining]  In Wisconsin, if you win a girl a giant purple rhinoceros, she puts out!