- Reginald "Red" Forman: [after eating Hyde's special brownies] I like that word, "hip". It kinda pops, you know? Hip. Hip-uh. Hip-uh! I can see my own mouth!
- Kitty Forman: [about Hyde's brownies] Well, I know Steven put the special ingredient in.
- Eric: I told him not to!
- Hyde: [At the same time] Special ingredient?
- Kitty Forman: Of course! Love!
- Hyde: Yes, ma'am, Mrs. Forman. There's a whole big bag of love in here.
- [Red, Bob, Kitty and Midge have accidentally gotten high]
- Kitty Forman: You know what I love? Fruit cake. All those fruits just stuffed into one cake.
- Midge Pinciotti: I jumped out of a cake once.
- Tammy Sue: [Opens the door] Yeah?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: That's not the guy!
- Eric: Did your Dad buy a car this morning?
- Tammy Sue: The station wagon? Yeah, he bought that piece of crap for me.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Piece of crap? That's a Vista Cruiser! You could literally cruise the vistas!
- Tammy Sue: [Loudly] Daddy, where are the keys to the piece of crap?
- Eric: Boy, she's lovely.
- Tammy Sue: [Comes back and gives Eric the car keys] Give me his check.
- Eric: Right, and thanks again. I, too, understand parents can be quite -
- [She rudely slams the door in his face]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: What a bitch-a-roonie-doonie!
- Eric: [to Hyde] You dance with Mary Jane, you get your toes stepped on. That's right. Consequences, my friend. Yeah, consequences. Now my car's gone and Red's high as a kite.
- Donna Pinciotti: Red's high as a kite?
- Eric: Okay, Miss Smart Mouth, shut it.
- [after Red announces he's sold the Vista Cruiser]
- Kitty Forman: You sold Eric's car? Oh, no.
- [breaks into hysterical laughter]