That '70s Show (TV Series)

Garage Sale (1999)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Quotes 

• Kitty Forman : [about Hyde's brownies]  Well, I know Steven put the special ingredient in.

  Eric : I told him not to!

  Hyde : [At the same time]  Special ingredient?

  Kitty Forman : Of course! Love!

  Hyde : Yes, ma'am, Mrs. Forman. There's a whole big bag of love in here.

• Tammy Sue : [Opens the door]  Yeah?

  Reginald "Red" Forman : That's not the guy!

  Eric : Did your Dad buy a car this morning?

  Tammy Sue : The station wagon? Yeah, he bought that piece of crap for me.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Piece of crap? That's a Vista Cruiser! You could literally cruise the vistas!

  Tammy Sue : [Loudly]  Daddy, where are the keys to the piece of crap?

  Eric : Boy, she's lovely.

  Tammy Sue : [Comes back and gives Eric the car keys]  Give me his check.

  Eric : Right, and thanks again. I, too, understand parents can be quite -

  [She rudely slams the door in his face] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : What a bitch-a-roonie-doonie!

• Eric : [to Hyde]  You dance with Mary Jane, you get your toes stepped on. That's right. Consequences, my friend. Yeah, consequences. Now my car's gone and Red's high as a kite.

  Donna Pinciotti : Red's high as a kite?

  Eric : Okay, Miss Smart Mouth, shut it.