- [Donna confronts Eric with the panties she found in his car]
- Eric Forman: Donna, look, you have to believe me! I have no idea whose panties those are!
- [Midge rushes in, snatching the panties from Donna]
- Midge Pinciotti: Donna! Those panties are mine!
- [hearing that, Kelso and Fez get excited, thinking incorrectly that Eric had sex with Midge]
- Michael Kelso: Eric! OOOH! OOOH!
- [Kelso and Fez bow down]
- Michael Kelso: You are a god! A god, I say!
- [Donna pulls her mother to the side]
- Donna Pinciotti: Um, Mom, why were your panties in the Vista Cruiser?
- Fez: And please be as specific...
- Midge Pinciotti: Donna, when you've been together as long as your father and I have, you need to do creative things. In creative places.
- Michael Kelso, Fez: [disgusted] Ooohhh!
- Donna Pinciotti: [fighting with the basement doorknob] Will somebody *please* open this door, so I can *kill* Eric?