That '70s Show (TV Series)

Eric's Burger Job (1998)

Laura Prepon: Donna Pinciotti

Quotes 

• Eric : Hey, would you guys respect me if I got a job at the town dump?

  Donna Pinciotti : Town dump, no. State dump?... Why are you getting a job, anyway?

  Eric : Everything costs money. Gas, clothes, fun...

  Michael Kelso : Dates. Dates cost money.

  Fez : No, Kelso. That is prostitution.

  Steven Hyde : Dates *are* prostitution, man, except you don't always get what you paid for.

  Donna Pinciotti : Says the man who's never had a girlfriend.

  Steven Hyde : Hey, you guys remember Andrea, the biker chick?

  Eric : Whatever happened to her?

  Steven Hyde : [proud]  She's dating my uncle.

• Steven Hyde : So, big party?

  Donna Pinciotti : [sarcastically]  Whoopee.

  Steven Hyde : I can't believe Forman missed all those signals.

  Donna Pinciotti : What signals?

  Steven Hyde : [in a girly voice]  Oh, poor me, all alone in my big house. Just me, in my nightie. If only some scrawny, little, neighbor boy would come over!

  Donna Pinciotti : He's not scrawny! Why am I even talking to you about this?

  Steven Hyde : Because I'm all you've got.

  Donna Pinciotti : [lying down on the couch embarrassed]  So, everyone knows! All I wanted was to be alone with him!

  Steven Hyde : And how does that make you feel?

  Donna Pinciotti : Frustrated! It's frustrating as hell!

  Steven Hyde : Do you have trouble sleeping at night?

  Donna Pinciotti : Yeah, sometimes.

  Steven Hyde : Do you think you'd sleep easier if you had a scrawny, little, neighbor boy next to you?

• Jackie Burkhart : Wait. So, your parents are going to be out of town?

  Donna Pinciotti : Yeah. It's just going to be me alone Saturday. Well, I'm babysitting my sister, Tina. I'll watch some TV, maybe order a pizza.

  Michael Kelso : Let's have a party! A toga party!

  Jackie Burkhart : Michael, maybe she doesn't want to have a party. Maybe she wants to be alone.

  Donna Pinciotti : Well, it'd just be me, but if someone happens to come by, that'll be cool.

  Michael Kelso : So, we're on! I'll bring the beer!

  Fez : Donna, I've never been to an American party. May I come?

  Donna Pinciotti : I don't care. So, Eric, will you be there?

  Eric : Eric:

  [not looking up from the newspaper] 

  Eric : Yeah, sure.

  Jackie Burkhart : [Donna leaves the basement and Jackie smacks Eric and Kelso across the backs of their heads]  You are both so stupid!

  Steven Hyde : That's a first! I actually agree with Jackie!

  [to Eric] 

  Steven Hyde : She totally put on a full court press, man, and you dropped the ball!

  Eric : What are you talking about? All she said was, she's going to be alone Saturday, order a pizza... Oh, my God, I'm so stupid!

• Donna Pinciotti : Hey, Fez.

  Fez : Hello, Donna. Now, tell me which one of these ladies is easy?

  Tina Pinciotti : Donna, your creepy friends are playing with Dad's stereo.

  Donna Pinciotti : [to unseen characters]  Guys, you can't go in the house!

  Fez : [to Tina]  Hello, pretty lady with the eyes like the sea.

  Tina Pinciotti : Hi!

  Donna Pinciotti : She's not a pretty lady! She's my sister, and she's 14.

  Fez : You know, in my country...

  Steven Hyde : It's illegal here.