- Reginald "Red" Forman: Eric, is that kid from not America down here?
- Eric Forman: Dad, it's Fez!
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Yeah, whatever! The Erdmans called and they, they want him to... Go home! Kelso, stop saying porno!
- Michael Kelso: I didn't say it, Mr. Forman! Fez did!
- Fez: [to Kelso] You are a bitch!
- [leaves]
- Michael Kelso: Eric! 'The Omen' is playing at the drive-in! Do you know what this means for us? It's make-out city!
- Eric Forman: I... I really like you as a friend, Kelso. But can I bring a girl?
- Eric: [Kelso, Jackie, Donna and Eric are watching "The Omen" at a drive-in theater. Donna and Jackie scream and duck down in the car. Then Kelso leans forward from the back seat and gets Eric's attention. Then Eric shoves Kelso back and Jackie grabs Kelso's face] Donna, it's just a movie.
- [Donna gets up. Then Kelso and Jackie start kicking Eric and Donna in the backs of their heads while making out in the back seat]
- Eric: Do you want to sit somewhere else?
- Donna Pinciotti: So bad.
- [they try to get out of the car while Kelso and Jackie are still kicking them]
- Jackie Burkhart: [to Donna] Everybody wants their first make-out to be special, in someplace romantic, like Ireland or Disney World.
- Hostess: Okie-dokie, that'll be about two hours.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Look, here's 20 bucks.
- [hands her a $20 bill]
- Hostess: Right, that'll be about 15 minutes.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: You wouldn't want this place to burn down twice in the same weekend, would you?
- Hostess: Right! That'll be right now.
- Kitty Forman: Ooh, the Lion's Head! If we're going some place that fancy, I'll have to shave your neck- I'll go get the clippers.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: [Smoking in the dark as Eric enters] Hey, kid, how was the movie?
- Eric Forman: It was pretty gory...
- Reginald "Red" Forman: How did it end?
- Eric Forman: I don't remember.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Attaboy!