That '70s Show (TV Series)

Donna's Story (2001)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

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• Jackie Burkhart : [angrily]  Michael, Steven just told me that instead of buying me a dress, you spent my 50 dollars on this stupid machine!

  [Kelso looks accusingly at Hyde] 

  Steven Hyde : [to Jackie]  Jackie, I did not.

  [Hyde looks at Kelso, smiling] 

  Steven Hyde : [chuckles]  Oh, yeah... I did.

  Michael Kelso : Jackie, listen. There's an old saying: "You buy a girl a dress, and she looks pretty for one night. But you buy her boyfriend a pinball machine, and she looks pretty for life".

  Jackie Burkhart : Okay. Here's another old saying, Michael: "You're dumb as dirt".

  Eric Forman : That's true. That was in the yearbook.

  Michael Kelso : Okay! Okay! All right. Listen, listen. So, I bought a half stake in this machine, all right? So, that means for every quarter I put into it, I get half back. That's a 50% profit!

  Fez : Uh, actually, Kelso, I think that's a 50% loss.

  Michael Kelso : Fez, I know it's hard for a foreigner to understand our complicated capitalist system. But we're dealing with quarters here, not frogs or chickens.

  Fez : Well, I'm not going to dignify that with a response... because I can't think of one. But, when I do, a good day to you!

• Eric Forman : I can't BELIEVE Donna would publish this in the school newspaper!

  Fez : I know; this could be in Readers Digest - it's THAT good!