- Jackie Burkhart: I had to ask myself a really hard question: Who do I love the most? The person I love most is me. I love me most. Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.
- Donna Pinciotti: Let's see if we can hear her...
- [pauses]
- Donna Pinciotti: I *said*, let's see if we can hear her!
- Eric Forman: Don-Donna, I'm stuck in a thorn bush.
- Michael Kelso: I heard her! She's stuck in a thorn bush!
- Eric Forman: Hey! What kind of idiot leaves the keys *in* the ignition?
- Michael Kelso: When I put the keys in my pocket, it distracts from my natural bulge! God!
- Fez: Eric, there is no bright side to going back to a place where people are outnumbered by lizards!
- Michael Kelso: [pensive] I'm gonna miss you, man! When you get back there, can you mail me a lizard?