- Red Forman: [walks out into the driveway] Sooooo... I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high-school dumbass with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges.
- Steven Hyde: That was, like, eight burns in one sentence.
- Donna Pinciotti: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell outta here!
- Kitty Forman: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a four letter word for disappointment.
- Red Forman: [dryly] Eric.
- Red Forman: You know, we're getting killed here, thanks to you screwing up that last event. All you had to do was build a cabin out of Lincoln Logs.
- Eric: Well, I thought I'd score some extra points by building the Millennium Falcon.
- Red Forman: A Millennium what? If that's a "Star Wars" thing, I'm going to kick you in the ass.
- Eric: It's... not a "Star Wars" thing. It's a very rare falcon. That can do the Kessel Run in under six parsecs.