That '70s Show (TV Series)

The Battle of Evermore (2003)

Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman

Quotes 

• Red Forman : [walks out into the driveway]  Sooooo... I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high-school dumbass with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges.

  Steven Hyde : That was, like, eight burns in one sentence.

  Donna Pinciotti : An octo-burn. Let's get the hell outta here!

• Kitty Forman : Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a four letter word for disappointment.

  Red Forman : [dryly]  Eric.

• Red Forman : You know, we're getting killed here, thanks to you screwing up that last event. All you had to do was build a cabin out of Lincoln Logs.

  Eric : Well, I thought I'd score some extra points by building the Millennium Falcon.

  Red Forman : A Millennium what? If that's a "Star Wars" thing, I'm going to kick you in the ass.

  Eric : It's... not a "Star Wars" thing. It's a very rare falcon. That can do the Kessel Run in under six parsecs.