- Steven Hyde: Well, I'm done with Jackie and I feel like a guy who had a 95-pound mole removed. A 95-pound, Donny-Osmond-loving, shoe-shopping, ice-capade-attending mole.
- Jackie Burkhart: Steven! I called three times in the last half hour!
- Steven Hyde: Yeah, I figured it was you because all the calls came during the commercials for "The Newlywed Game".
- [about the dance]
- Eric Forman: Yeah, I'm just glad it's in the gym. There's nothing like celebrating the most romantic day in your life in the room where I got my first wedgie.
- Donna Pinciotti: It meant I liked you, Eric.
- [Jackie is at the dance with Hyde]
- Michael Kelso: How can she be with him when she's so clearly not over me?
- Annette: I think the question is, how can you be with me when you're so clearly not over her?
- Michael Kelso: Wait, is this a riddle? Start over.
- Eric Forman: We're gonna do what Luke Skywalker was too afraid to do: use the Dark Side to our advantage.
- Donna Pinciotti: Eric, if we're gonna be married you really have to ease up on the Star Wars stuff, all right? It doesn't apply to everything.
- Eric Forman: I'll have to rewrite my vows.
- Jackie Burkhart: Oh. You're here. Didn't know they let slut-balls in here.
- Annette: Well, I saw you here so I thought it was okay.
- Jackie Burkhart: Oh, you don't know it but you just burnt yourself.
- Annette: Oh, I know it. The question is: do *you* know it?
- Eric Forman: Donna, are you following this?
- Donna Pinciotti: Um, I think one of them is a slut-ball and the other one knows it.