- Brooke: She's definitely in her third trimester - I think the baby has dropped.
- Michael Kelso: [Scrutinizing pregnant woman] No, I think it's still in there..
- Brooke: I mean that the baby has moved into the birthing position.
- Michael Kelso: Wow, you really know stuff!
- Brooke: Well, I've read every baby book in the library. By the way, did you ever read that book I gave you by Dr. Spock?
- Michael Kelso: Nah, I kinda lost interest when I realized it wasn't about Star Trek.
- Mitch Miller: What are you doing here? I don't want to fight you - I was just acting tough to get my self-respect back!
- Brooke: [Incredulously] By threatening ME?
- Kitty Forman: [to Kelso] Oh, honey, you're so wrong it hurts! A pregnant woman can't ride a rollercoaster, and she DEFINITELY can't drink alcohol, or bad things could happen to the baby.
- Red Forman: Case in point: Eric.
- Kitty Forman: We didn't know any better back then!
- Michael Kelso: When you're not looking, I'm gonna slip the little guy some popcorn.
- Brooke: Michael, babies can't eat popcorn; they don't even have teeth!
- Michael Kelso: Hey, my grandma Bessie doesn't have any teeth, and, believe me, she ain't shy around a bucket of popcorn!
- Jackie Burkhart: [after Eric's disastrous interruption of Mitch's Best Man speech debacle] This the BEST WEDDING i have EVER been to!
- Red Forman: Actually, Fez, there is something you can do for me: when the bride tosses the bouquet, it's such a magical moment! So I need you to knock some of those fat bitches out of my way.
- Steven Hyde: [Awakens to softcore porn dialog on cable] What? Oh, Red, you dirty man!
- [Runs upstairs to the living room to find Kitty on the couch]
- Steven Hyde: Mrs Foreman, what are you watching?
- Kitty Forman: [Alarmed, switching channels on the cable box] Weather!