Team Knight Rider (TV Series)
Legion of Doom (1998)
Jim Piddock: Max Amendas
Quotes
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Kaila Gordon : Did you forget to pay the electric bill, or are you just camera shy?
Mobius : Please sit down!
Kaila Gordon : [Sitting down] Look, I appreciate you busting me out of prision, but I have more important things to do than attend your...
[looks at Max]
Kaila Gordon : Freaks Anonymous meeting.
Max Amendas : Your manicure will have to wait, darling!
Kaila Gordon : Who's the annoying Brit?
Mobius : Max Amendes, and I'm afraid, my dear, his reputation is more notorious than yours.
Max Amendas : And I didn't have to get it by lying on my back.
Mobius : If we could all just...
Kaila Gordon : Look, I didn't come here to be insulted by Prince Charles over there.
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[Roland is pouring coffe for Starr while Kalia and Max read the business plan from Mobius]
Kaila Gordon : Ridiculous!
Max Amendas : She's right, Mobius. You're living in a dream world. Wake up, sweetheart, there is no Santa Claus.
Mobius : Fine. Roland will show you out!
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Max Amendas : [Bursting into Key's office with a thug in tow] A surprise party, for me? You shouldn't have!
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[Erica and Trek are escorting Key through the lobby of his office building when Max surprises them]
Max Amendas : You should have taken the service elevator - quite a smooth ride! Notify your glorified go-kart to give us a safe passage from the building.
Erica West : [Raises her com watch to her mouth] Plato, Kat, there's a handsome man about to exit the building. Leave him alone - and that goes for his ugly kidnapper too!
Max Amendas : Ouch!
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Mobius : I knew from the moment I met her that Kalia wouldn't disappoint me.
Max Amendas : What planet are you on, Mobius? She got caught. Doesn't that compromise your big plan?
Mobius : Oh, Max. You obviously didn't read my business plan all the way through.
Max Amendas : Well, it wasn't exactly a John Grisham novel.
Starr : I don't know what he's talking about, darling. I couldn't put it down.
Max Amendas : Well, I skimmed the bits that didn't have to do with me.
Mobius : Maybe it's time you gave it a second look, Max. Just so you're up to speed with the rest of us.
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Max Amendas : [after Starr has used an SUV to ram a badly damaged Dante off a pier] Oh dear, how terribly sad! Still, he's never really dead, as long as you remember him in your hearts!
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[Trek, Ercia Duke and Jenny are tied to chairs around a table when Max strides in]
Max Amendas : Ello, ello, why's everybody so down, eh?
Duke DePalma : You know, you're really starting to bug me!
Max Amendas : Funny - that's exactly what my second wife said, right before I shot her!
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Kevin "Trek" Sanders : [Nodding towards the bank of electronic equipment in the corner] Wait a minute - that's the mind control device?
Max Amendas : Latest in home electronics!
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[Max and Kalia decide to test the mind control device on Duke]
Kevin "Trek" Sanders : [Whispering to Erica] Can't be it. It's too small. You'd need separate units for plotting and transmission.
Max Amendas : Oi! Quiet over there! You'll miss Mr DePalma's brain melting.
Kaila Gordon : [Looking at Duke] Too late. They already missed it.
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[Max unfastens Duke's handcuffs, and Duke stands up]
Max Amendas : Isn't this fun! Who should we kill first, Big Boy?
Kaila Gordon : [Excitedly] Oh, Jenny - strangle Jenny!