- Louie De Palma: What do you got to worry about? You're young. You still got a chance. I'm never gonna have a son. Me, Louie DePalma. I'd-a made a great ol' man, too.
- Alex Reiger: What are you talkin' about, Louie? You can still have a kid.
- Louie De Palma: Nah! First you gotta find a woman. You gotta fall in love. Get married. Talk to her. It ain't worth it.