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8/10
What are we going to find in your suitcase?
mattressman_pdl21 November 2007
Two excellent actors square off in this thrilling, well performed episode of Tales from the Crypt. David Paymer is Andy, a workaholic who murders his adulterous wife in a fit of rage. Vincent Spano is Officer Fine, the uniform cop who responds to the neighbor's report of a woman screaming. This episode is a nice, strong cat and mouse game with each actor at the top of their game. Paymer plays a nervous wreck very well and Vincent Spano's subtle, clever police officer work off well together.

In fact, a full length film featuring these two would probably work as well. The end is the best part as the twist comes from completely out of nowhere. A classic slight of hand trick that has the viewer looking one way while the twist comes from another.
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6/10
Decent tale from the crypt.
poolandrews21 March 2007
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Tales from the Crypt: Two for the Show starts as Emma Conway (Traci Lords) the beautiful young wife of Andy Conway (David Paymer) announces that she is having an affair & is leaving him, enraged he kills her & slices up the body which he then plans to dump. However Emma's screams alerted a neighbour who phoned the police & although Officer Fine (Vincent Spano) couldn't find any hard evidence in his apartment he takes a particular interest in the case & Andy's activities...

This Tales from the Crypt story was episode 6 from season 5, directed by Kevin Hooks I liked Two for the Show. The script by the show's regular producer Gilbert Adler & A L Katz was based on a story from the 'Crime SuspenStories' comic book & that in itself might tell you that Two for the Show is one of those Tales from the Crypt which plays & feels more like a crime thriller with added gore & one of it's trademark twist endings. I liked it as a story, the build up is good & I certainly didn't guess the ending which works very well although there is one plot flaw when the cop Fine had no way of knowing that Andy would put the tag from his case with his name & address on it onto the one he wanted him to even though this was essential to his plan. It lacks the dark sense of humour many of the best Tales from the Crypt episodes have & is quite serious in tone although having said that the Crypt Keeper (John Kassir) doesn't let us down & Two for the Show features amongst the most funny opening & closing segments as he gets to do stand up comedy in a couple of very funny scenes.

This one looks alright, it's well made & there's some nice gore here. There's plenty of blood splatter, there's a load of severed body parts & a hand gets minced. The acting is fine & porn star Traci Lords looks nice.

Two for the Show has a slight flaw in a major plot hole but I liked it all the same as the twist & gore saves it, a good episode all the same.
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8/10
Nifty and suspenseful change of pace thriller episode
Woodyanders11 May 2012
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Nebbishy workaholic businessman Andy Conway (superbly played to the nerdy'n'nervous hilt by David Paymer) murders his beautiful and adulterous younger wife Emma (a brief, but terrifically tart turn by the gorgeous Traci Lords) after she threatens to leave him. Andy packs Emma's mangled body in a trunk and decides to leave town via train. However, Andy encounters cunning and persistent police officer Fine (a sturdy performance by Vincent Spano) on said train. Director Kevin Hooks, working from a crafty and absorbing script by A.L. Katz and Gilbert Adler, relates the gripping story at a brisk pace, develops a considerable amount of tension, offers a few nice bits of bloody splatter, and delivers one startling pip of a shocking and unexpected surprise twist at the bitterly ironic conclusion. The inspired acting by the two excellent leads really keeps things humming: Paymer and Spano play off each other exceptionally well, with the spectacle of Paymer sweating and squirming as his already antsy composure cracks under Spano's merciless incessant grilling a particular treat to watch throughout. Levie Issacks' slick cinematography gives this episode a cool glossy look. A tight and enjoyable little outing.
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9/10
Two For The Show
a_baron28 November 2014
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This one starts with a murder; a delicious young woman in the prime of her life tells her boor of a husband she's leaving him, but he has other ideas. He strangles her, but after she reaches for the ever present scissors cutting his face, he ends up stabbing her to death. At this point he might just about have gotten away with second degree murder, but alas it's what you do afterwards that counts.

If you are as perceptive as a certain reviewer you will realise immediately why the police officer called to the crime scene takes such an interest in the case, but let's not spoil it! Suffice it to say the clue is in the angry phone call, and crime scene is a bit strong, a neighbour reported an argument followed by a scream. When the uniformed officer turns up, hubby is trying to pack wifey's body into a suitcase. Boarding a train for Chicago, he finds the officer, now in plain clothes, in the seat opposite.

All very pedestrian so far, but if you can stand the gore and the bad guy getting away with murder, there is a terrific punchline.
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8/10
"I want sex on a white sand beach!"
Foreverisacastironmess12322 December 2017
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I love the intro to this tale which sees a completely self-centred and uppity man who won't stop talking about himself at a candlelit dinner one evening until his clearly miserable and beautiful younger wife very dramatically asserts her independence and declares her intentions to run away with a mystery lover, to which he reacts rather negatively and kills her in a fit of rage! To me that scene is one of many in the series that really perfectly embodies the pulpy tongue in cheek kind of tone with a horror edge that the show originally set out to bring to life from the comic books. The reason I love this episode is because it has something that the vast majority of the other ones don't, and that's that it's a very performance-based and character-driven story, and although the plot does have its gory moments and grim surprises, what I like the best about it is just watching the back-and-forths between the cool and collected police officer and the increasingly nervous and agitated businessman as they play off each other and share a long train journey and exchange a sort of unspoken low-key interrogation as they sit opposite each other, face to face. Only in this story the officer isn't trying to get him to crack for the noble purpose of solving a crime and catching a killer, but is working toward his own agenda as he harbours a dark secret of his own, and his ruthless scheme is entrapment of the highest order! How Officer Fine(bit ridiculously on the nose!) traps Andy the murdering husband does seem a bit convoluted but it's actually quite a cleverly thought out plan with early signs and moments in the story that you don't completely get on the first viewing. It is a bit complicated but it seems that Officer Fine killed his own wife at some point after confirming that she was cheating on him when he found her high school ring at the businessman's apartment after he went there to investigate the disturbance and realised that she'd given it to the businessman's wife, then when he presumably knew that Andy had murdered his wife because of the ring being on the floor, he concocted his plan to make Andy crack and pin both murders on him - in my opinion making him the greater evil in this tangled web of infidelity and death! It's a neat idea but some of it really begins to feel like a stretch if you think about it too much, like when could Officer Fine have possibly had the opportunity to switch tags on the suitcases, let alone magically know that Andy would pick the right one, hm.. It's still great tense fun though, I love when Officer Fine is playing around with Andy by stealing his food and trying to get him to lose it with the fear of getting caught. David Paymer is also good in his role, and despite the horrible thing he does and shows absolutely no remorse for, you still feel for him a tiny bit as he's framed for at least one murder that he didn't commit and is dragged away, leaving a scott-free Officer Fine at the end to casually grind up the remains of Andy's wife and flush her down the tubes... Some of the logic and morality is kind of all over the place and the twist is a bit rushed, but it's still a very solid and engaging and slow-burning murder mystery on the rails that's well worth watching. I also love the hilarious wraparound with the Cryptkeeper performing his trademark horror pun themed standup to a truly dead audience! One of the better episodes in the later seasons, just one thing though, instead of "Two For the Show" which makes no sense in relevance to the story at all really, they should have called it Two For the Price of One! X
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9/10
Intersecting Track
hellraiser79 March 2018
This is another honorable mention in my book. This tale feels more like one for "Alfred Hickcock Presents", in a way the whole episode is an homage to Hichcock from the plot as well as Andy and Fine's train ride together obviously "Strangers on a Train."

David Palmer is soild as Andy whom is a self absorbed shmuck whom has turned into a nervious wreck. Vincent Spano is great as Officer Fine whom is very sharp and has a dry humorous witism.

I really like the suspense which is as double layered as the parallel tracks. On one track your wondering if Andy is going to get away with it, and he comes pretty close except for one or two minor details that derail him. But on the other you already know Andy isn't going to get away with it but your wondering how.

Really like how Officer Fine interplays with Andy, you know that he already knows Andy is guilty and that overfriendliness he's displaying is just an act to make Andy sweat as Fine is just saying all of the right words pounding the nail down, but simply to get him right where he wants him.

The ending I'll admit is one hell of a supprise, I honestly didn't see coming; it just takes all your past assumptions and turns them upside down. Andy thought he was going on a one way trip to salvation, but in every train ride there's always an intersecting track.

Rating: 3 and a half stars
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10/10
I very much enjoyed this one!
lydiakiefer19932 August 2022
First, I found the introduction by the Crypt Keeper really funny on this one. Secondly, I really dug the story. It was enjoying how the police officer toyed with the culprit and there was a surprising plot twist at the end! Definitely one of my favorite episodes, which I will surely watch again a few times.
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8/10
Thought it was great
nakulab4 October 2021
An enjoyable story with an ending you don't see coming.
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5/10
What's all the hoopla about this one?
bellino-angelo20142 July 2021
Andy Conway is a workaholic husband that after he returns home one day discovers that his wife is having an affair and wants to divorce. Hit by rage Andy stabs his wife and cuts her to pieces and hides them in a suitcase. When he arrives to the train station he is soon followed by a policeman without uniform, and this guy asks too many questions since he too has marital issues and remembered the phone call of one of Andy's neighbours that reported a woman screaming.

Looking at the reviews I noticed that I am in the huge minority with this episode as I found it very confusing and hard to follow, and I also found the policeman character very annoying. Not terrible, but could have been so much better.
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