Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)
Mournin' Mess (1991)
John Kassir: Crypt Keeper
Quotes
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Crypt Keeper : Ah, there you are! You're just in time! I'm trying a few new recipes from my new Betty Croaker's cookbook. I hope you like shish-ka-bob... damn! It isn't ready yet! Bob's still moving!
[laughs maniacally]
Crypt Keeper : Tonight's foul feast will begin with mashed potatoes, then onto some shrieking duck and finished with a nice kill-basa. I call this tasty tidbit, Mournin' Mess.
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Crypt Keeper : Mmm... pretty tasteless, wouldn't you say? I guess in the end Mr. Sweeney learned not to go *digging* in other people's business. Although you'll be happy to hear that he's found himself a new career... as a ghostwriter!
[laughs maniacally]
Crypt Keeper : So, still hungry for dessert? I hope you like cannibal soup... it's mmm-mmm good!
[laughs maniacally]
